Say It Ain’t So, Joe…
The notoriously reclusive Joe Biden has indicated in a fundraising missive that he is running for President in 2008…well, of course, you could knock me over with a feather…
In a related story, scientists attempting to understand the collapse of gravity around points of singularity have shifted their focus from black holes to Biden’s ego, saying that it represents the densest collection of matter in the universe…

No, I think that honor goes to T.O. –
An egotistical politician? I never!
We could do worse than Biden. But we could certainly do better.
Didn’t he announce earlier this year?
Who knows, he’s on TV more than Oprah, so I just tune him out, mostly…