Fisk This!
Notoriously mistaken polemicist Robert Fisk on being the namesake for the practice of ‘fisking’:
I don’t waste my time with blogs, I don’t use the Internet, and I don’t use e-mail. I work.
Later in the same interview, Fisk revealed his work technique of submitting a papyrus scroll by carrier pigeon once a fortnight…

Come now. Fisk is a goof, but he’s got a point.
I know that I get a lot less real work done since I discovered the glories of the internets.