Kong the King? We Shall See…
Despite mostly glowing reviews, King Kong failed to shatter any records on its opening day, pulling in a slightly disappointing $17.8 million worldwide. I’m going in, oh, about 25 minutes myself – I’ll put up a quick review later…

Who wants to see a tragedy, that has the ape die?
The reviews of ‘will make grown men weep’ are not a selling point.