Informed Speculation

…from the Washington Post. My favorite:

“Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even — you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, okay? That’s what I’ve done. . . . You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.”

That was, of course, esteemed scholar Tom Cruise lecturing Matt Lauer on the Today Show, prior to his daily ascension into the heavens to discuss the latest battles plans against Xenu with the now-deified L. Ron Hubbard…