“Sen. Joseph Biden (D-Del.), who has dominated this week’s confirmation hearings of Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito with his seemingly nonstop talking, is producing dangerously high level of carbon dioxide that could pose a serious environmental threat, leading scientists said today.

While many observers have found Sen. Biden’s interminable orating tedious and wearisome, few suspected that the lawmaker was producing gases that could threaten the ecological balance of the planet.”

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First and foremost, the need for Republicans to present a defense for the nominee comes from the inability of the hearing process to allow the nominee to effectively defend himself. The only participant not given time to present counterarguments to cha…

After four days of hearings, there are “even more questions about Judge Alito’s commitment to the fairness and equality for all,” Kennedy said.

our founding fathers did not aspire to the life is fair principle. as for equality…..some are more equal than others. i don’t want to imagine for an instant what our constituition would look like today if this slug had been around some 225 years ago. wait, wait,……..something tells me that the founding fathers would not have allowed him a seat at the table.

What the…what gym could he possibly be referring to? A gym for women in their third trimester?

…time to make the donuts, time to make the donuts…