A World Cup Announcing Hint
…on this Father’s Day (and a Happy Father’s Day to you). When announcing a game featuring Brazil, make multiple analogical references to the samba, and to the ‘joy’ the Brazilians bring to the game. If you get stuck, mention the ‘magic’ and ‘beauty’ of the Brazilian play.
Then try not to notice that Brazil has basically stunk this World Cup thus far…

Socceroos deserved a draw today. They had a wide open goal and missed in the 2nd half. Brazil will not win this Cup, and part of it is because Ronaldo is, shall we say, beefy.