Informed Speculation

Or is just turned off for the moment? Regardless, hurry, hurry, hurry for your long-awaited dose of MoDo (she doesn’t like Mel Gibson)!  And Frank Quagmire – er, Rich – why, how could we forget Frank? Bonus points for using “quagmire” twice (that’s 2 times) in his latest opening paragraph:

AS America fell into the quagmire of Vietnam, the comedian Milton Berle joked that the fastest way to end the war would be to put it on the last-place network, ABC, where it was certain to be canceled. Berle’s gallows humor lives on in the quagmire in Iraq. Americans want this war canceled too, and first- and last-place networks alike are more than happy to oblige. 

My job just got a lot easier – with Rich and Dowd, the posts write themselves…