Most Unfortunate Headline Of The Day
Who Can Replace Kofi Annan?, asks TIME. Of course, that should be who will replace Kofi Annan, because the list of those who could step in and immediately begin improving things is rather voluminous and includes, in no particular order:
Ted Danson
My barber
Ozzy Osbourne
That homeless guy on the corner of Lamar and 183
Katie Couric
Nicole Kidman
Richie Rich
My beagle
etc., etc….
You forgot Francisco Franco, Neville Chamberlain or Teddy Roosevelt. Any one of which, even in their present state of health, would do a much better job.
I would totally back a “Nicole Kidman for Secretary-General” campaign. That’s the best idea I’ve ever heard.
Only if I can be the campaign manager!…
Funny post.
Ladies and gentleman the next Secretary General!
“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o’clock in the morning dressed in a woman’s evening dress sober.”
I nominate Pamela Anderson.