U.S. Population Massively Underreported

I have it on good authority (the best- Tim Blair!) that, using methodologies pioneered by the Lancet team, the U.S. population just rolled over the 957 trillion mark today.  Contacted for a quote, Lancet editor Dr. Richard Horton had this to say:

“Tony Blair and George Bush laughed when I claimed to be the fifth Beatle. SHAME….ON….THEIR….LIES!  Jack Straw – where’s he now? Wichita? – Margaret Thatcher – who’s she? The expansionist Anglo-American imperialist fascistic neocon initiative has spawned 300 million little Satans, each clamoring from birth for the death of Iraqi and Afghan civilians, according to the same ‘officials’ who would have you believe 2 civilian aircraft could bring down the very symbols of American commerce.  We now know that there has been a massive coverup, paralleled in history only by the conspiracy to hide Lindsay Lohan’s acting talent. Who is the voice of justice? Where are the hospitals? And where’s my cheeseburger?”

Well said, Doc…

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