Bottom Story Of The Day*…
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist will not run for president in 2008, Republican officials said Wednesday, as the field of White House contenders continued to shrink more than a year before the first convention delegates are chosen.
Frist’s formal announcement was expected later in the day.
You don’t say…
*As always, apologies to James Taranto for stealing his bit…
UPDATE 3:14 p.m.: Ha! Whaddyaknow, it REALLY is one of Taranto’s bottom stories of the day…

Good!!! I could never understand how the heck he thot that he coulda been a contenda!
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