$5 Per Vote – Limited Time Offer*
That’s right, I’m still running in second place in the 2006 Weblog Awards, so I’ve got to up the chicanery a notch. For the next six days only, I’m offering $5** to every person who votes for Decision ’08 (and remember, you can vote once a day!).
That’s right, $5 just for clicking a mouse button***. Now where can you find another deal like that?
* Offer is limited to how many I can sell, that is…
** Less $5 shipping and handling
***You did read the part above about the shipping and handling, didn’t you?
They won’t let me vote until later tonight. I have already voted twice for you. Please send my $10 via electronic mail. You have my e-mail.
Muffin is a bit upset these days. There’s a new younger cat here in the house. Name is Dwiddle Bug. You will be hearing from her.
Okay, Muffin, your $10 (minus $10 shipping and handling) has been sent…
Man will I be glad when the awards season is over with. : -)
Good luck, Mark!
Vote number 3. Another $5 please. And just whom are you paying this shipping and handling fee to? Dwiddle wants to know.
The third place blog is catching up. I suggest you try more bribery.
Vote # 4 from this house. Both Dwiddle and Muffin are voting now.
Thanks so much, Dwiddle and Muffin…the shipping and handling fee goes to, curiously enough, the Decision ’08 Tax Relief Fund. It’s all very complicated but extremely worthwhile…
[...] …to vote in the 2006 Weblog Awards. I’ve tried bribing you, and playing to your sense of solidarity with cartoon celebrities, and I’m still in second place. So I’ve got a new offer: vote for me today and each day remaining (remember, you can vote once a day) and I’ll help you the next time you have to move*. [...]