Now I KNOW The Housing Crisis Is Serious
Okay, folks, strap yourselves into a chair and take a deep breath, because I have shocking news…
Are you ready?…
Are you sure?…
Okay, here goes…
Michael Jackson’s Neverland is facing foreclosure!
Yeesh – the real news here is that he still has it to begin with…
Okay, back to your regularly scheduled programming…
UPDATE 8:35 p.m.: As long as we’re having a little fun, this Michael Kinsley piece is downright hilarious…
Bless ma heart! (breathily, while fanning myself)
Hey – long time no see! How are things?…
dude….wacko jacko’s ranch has been facing foreclosure for, like, forever.